Husband: So I was bragging to some of my friends out here how you were replastering Lil Fella's room when one of the DBags I can't stand said "Tell her not to use joint compound, it's almost impossible to get smooth!" I wanted to give him a face punch.
Husband: Instead I replied "Just because she doesn't have a penis doesn't mean she's retarded"
Me: I'm a damn genius. And more handy than most men I know.
Husband: Lol, then he looked down at the ground and mumbled something about how he had done that before.
Husband: So I pulled out my cigarette and said "Reason #38 why I married my wife, she smarter than a rock"