Tuesday, April 16, 2013

On spring break

Husband: WOOHOO!!! SPRING BREAK BITCHES!!!!!!! LOOK AT MY TITTIES!!!!!!!!! Ohhh cold rain, never mind bitches, maybe tomorrow.
Me: Hey, don't forget you need to call the body shop to get your mirror fixed.
Husband: Oh right, I do need to call them, thanks for the reminder. BUT FIRST! I must flash all the animals my titties and scream "SPRING BREAK BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(I have no doubt he actually did this)