Me: You think my tractor's sexy, don't you.
Husband: Are you wearing that one black dress while you're driving it? Because then I'd think you were sexy ON the tractor.
Me: Ha! Please, I'm always sexy!
Husband: That's a true story most of the time. Except when you've been out working in the garden or something. Then I might have to downgrade you to "hot".
Me: Like sweating my non existent balls off hot? Because I'll give you that one.