Tuesday, April 16, 2013

On Preschool Parents

Important note: Preschool handbook says to NOT send anything for the kids birthdays, save parties for home.

Husband: Daughters classmates' parents are assholes.
Me: Why?
Husband: I guess it was her birthday or some shit. Her parents sent a bunch of crap to school, like party hats and shit. 
Me: Dicks.
Husband: ONE of those things was one of those damn noisemakers that you blow in to. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK DAUGHTER WANTS TO DO NON STOP?
Me: Lol, of course.
Husband: I swear I want to send Daughter to school with a bunch of rape whistles for Easter or some shit. Fuckers.