Lil Fella came up with this complicated story line today about vampires. Husband was hiding around a corner and scaring her followed by mass amounts of tickling until finally we turned her into a vampire. Then she decided that we were the kids and she was the Daddy Vampire
Husband: Who do you think you are making up stories like this? Anne Frank??
RICE! I MEANT ANN RICE!
Oh, I'm going to hell.
Me: Good thing we don't subscribe to that theory.