Wednesday, April 17, 2013

On the drop off line

Husband: VICTORY!!!!!!! I got that D-Bag mofo today!!!!!!!
Me: Who?
Husband: The most hated dad in Daughter's class
Me: Oh honey, what did you do?
Husband: Pulled his own move on him, having three car lengths between me and the next car. I just wanted to get out of my car and yell HA! IN YOUR FACE DOUCHEBAG!
Me: Did he even notice?
Husband: I'm sure he noticed when he had to park across the street until I moved up. The best part was as soon as he gave up and went across the street another parent pulled in and I moved up.
Me: Damn you're a dick.