Husband: I think Kate wants an Asian sister wife
Husband's friend: Dude, you'd be lucky as hell, she could be the wife in charge of the budget and taxes since she'd be awesome at math and shit.
Husband: That's racist as hell, Kate would only ask her to do her nails.
Husband's friend: HOLY SHIT! I think I just peed myself! You're not serious are you?!
Husband: At home, Kate's in charge. If she wants a sister wife and won't cut my junk off when I knock both of them up I guess I'm fine with it.
Lol, I'm just fucking with you dude.