Husband: So what kind of loaner did they give you?
Me: A Subaru Forester
Husband: How do you like it?
Me: Meh, you know how I feel about SUVs.
Husband: Everyone I know that has a Subaru likes them. I just never liked the name. It's like a gay kangaroo. A gay kangaroo who is doing SUPER!
Me: Holy crap, you're a weirdo :)