Husband: So I used your brush this morning because I didn't feel like digging my comb out. I think we need to talk about your massive hair loss.
Me: Lol, it's ok. I have plenty
Husband: It was a LOT of hair
Me: Trust me it's fine, I just haven't cleaned my brush out in like three weeks.
Husband: Well, if you go bald I won't leave you. BUT you may get a sister wife.
Me: Only if it's Vanessa.